One Tuesday morning I opened my Inbox to find a new email. I opened it eagerly hoping my submission was accepted. But this is what I found.
“Well,” I thought, “another letter to add to the pile. At least she gave me some feedback.”
However, as I read the next letter I made a startling discovery. A hidden message! OOH, it’s too horrid to tell you…
Read it if you want, I have already highlighted it in red.
But what did they really think?
"On a positive note, your relentless persistence in the face of such utter mediocrity is impressive.
One of our janitorial staff resigned last week. Are you interested?"